Vegetarian appetizer ideas?

Oh AlWesker, you're a funny one. So amazingly hilarious. Vegetarians have never heard such a joke before. It was SO original to suggest putting meat in a vegetarian dish. How long did it take you to think up? Because it was truly incredible. I love how you managed to take a really old joke and put a new twist on it simply by saying it in the 21st century. Well done you!